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S3E1

The Thin White Line (1)

Jul 11, 2001

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

S3E2

Brian Does Hollywood (2)

Jul 18, 2001

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

S3E3

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Jul 25, 2001

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

S3E4

One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

Aug 1, 2001

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.

S3E5

And the Wiener Is...

Aug 8, 2001

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

S3E6

Death Lives

Aug 15, 2001

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

S3E7

Lethal Weapons

Aug 22, 2001

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

S3E8

The Kiss Seen Around the World

Aug 29, 2001

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

S3E9

Mr. Saturday Knight

Sep 5, 2001

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

S3E10

Fish Out of Water

Sep 19, 2001

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

S3E11

Emission Impossible

Oct 8, 2001

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

S3E12

To Love and Die in Dixie

Nov 15, 2001

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

S3E13

Screwed the Pooch

Nov 29, 2001

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

S3E14

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Dec 6, 2001

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can’t quite get the hang of it. When Lois’ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.

S3E15

Ready, Willing, and Disabled

Dec 20, 2001

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.

S3E16

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Dec 21, 2001

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

S3E17

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Jan 17, 2002

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

S3E18

From Method to Madness

Jan 24, 2002

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

S3E19

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Jan 31, 2002

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

S3E20

Road to Europe

Feb 7, 2002

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

S3E21

Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Feb 14, 2002

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

S3E22

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Dec 10, 2004

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.

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